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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

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daenystargaryen:

#He definitely knows nothing if he’s cheering for the Leafs

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

  • Spock: don't do the thing
  • Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpattz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

#i am one of them #he hates his life so much but he hates twilight more 

 #I just hate your career choices RPattz#but you #are #fucking #hilarious 

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Because even pies get their dramatic close ups in Supernatural. 

I assumed we were just seeing the world in Dean-o-Vision.

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say-shell:

thefunniestpost:

heyfunniest:

my life is complete

Hysterical!

#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET 

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